Me: I still can’t believe my blog has 77 hits today.
Much Older You: Hits? What does that mean?
Me: It means my blog was looked at 77 times.
You: Doesn’t that worry you, having 77 people look at your stuff?
Me: Well, it could also be one person going back 77 different times.
You: Oh. Well. That’s much better. That must mean they like you.
Me: ??? Um. Errr…If you say so…
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