Hatwearer’s Lesson

Joe, Yolanda. The Hatwearer’s Lesson. Plume, 2004.

Reason read: Yolanda Joe was born in March. Read in her honor.

When Grandmother Ollie speaks, her granddaughter, Terri, best sit up straight and listen with both ears wide open. Ms. Ollie knows a thing or two about life, love, and loss. When she couldn’t write Terri’s fiancé’s name (Derek) in her Bible she knew trouble was brewing. Terri might be a successful Chicago lawyer and one half of a gorgeous power couple soon to be married, but what is she to do when Grandmother says there is bad luck coming? Derek is wealthy, sexy, and smart. Terri, only thinking about image, cannot afford to lose Derek so she does what any practical woman would do. She ignores the mystical warnings. Terri thinks she has it all with her career and Derek, but her luck goes from bad to worse when first, she discovers her hunk of a boyfriend has been stepping out on her with a rival. Then her grandmother suffers a fall that lands Ollie in the hospital and in need of an operation. This health scare couldn’t come at a better time. Going back home to Alabama to care for Ollie gives Terri the much needed time away to clear her head. Except. What about her professional legal career? Will her absence jeopardize her place in the firm? She does have rivals sniffing around her clients. And what about her heart? Will she ever be able to trust Derek again? She has rivals sniffing around her man, too. Life becomes even more confusing when she meets an Alabama country boy who wears his heart on his sleeve and trustworthy honesty on his tongue.

Head scratcher: correct me if I am wrong, but I do not think you need to block your number when calling from a cell phone. No one will know if you are standing in your own bathroom or at the North Pole when you make a call from a cell.

Author fact: I am reading four Joe books for the Challenge. I finished Bebe’s By Golly Wow. Still to go are He Say, She Say and This Just In.

Book trivia: According to Joe, hat wearer is one word: hatwearer. My spell checker hates me right now.

Playlist: Gladys Knight, James Brown, Bill “Bojangles” Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Sammy Davis Jr., Lena Horne, and Luther Vandross.

BookLust Twist: from Book Lust in the chapter called “African American Fiction: She Say” (p 12).

Mistaken Identity

Scottoline, Lisa. Mistaken Identity. Harper Paperbacks, 2012.

Reason read: to continue the series started in December in honor of Pennsylvania becoming a state.

Bennie Rosato is a former criminal lawyer who specialized in police misconduct. She spent her career suing the police department.

Confessional: there are so many things I question about this story. A woman jailed for killing a cop reaches out to Bennie because she claims she is Bennie’s twin sister. Bennie just happens to be a criminal defense lawyer. For me, Bennie lost all credibility when she thought it was bizarre to get a DNA test to confirm or deny this claim. Surely Alice, the woman claiming to be her twin, would agree to it immediately if it were true. By doing so would put all doubt to bed. DNA is the irrefutable evidence that all lawyers, prosecutors and defense, love. Bennie claimed that at her core, blood mattered. Family mattered. If it is all that important, why did she consider taking a DNA test bizarre? I have to ask why Bennie is not more skeptical of Alice. Could it be possible that Alice researched Bennie’s life in order to mirror it as a twin? As a lawyer, wouldn’t Bennie be wary of con artists no matter what they look like?
Here is another weird one. Bennie notices Alice’s nails are shaped into neat ovals. If Alice has been in prison for over a year, is she visited by a manicurist? I doubt she would be allowed to have a nail file in her prison cell. And, And. And! I have to ask. Why would Bennie go to victim’s place of residence to cut her hair to look like Alice? How is it that the apartment is not rented to someone else after a year? Why is it that all of the accused belongings are still in the basement? Is Alice still paying rent? Like I said, so many questions!

Pet peeve: the writing tic is still there. Scottoline overuses “like a” simile to describe people an actions: like a riptide, like flames, like the sun, like a storm cloud, like a pinwheel, like a shadow, like an urban, like a kid… I could go on and on. As the saying goes…if I had a dollar for every time Scottoline writes the word like…

Author fact: Scottoline will celebrate a big birthday later this year.

Book trivia: Mary DiNunzio, from Everywhere That Mary Went, is portrayed as a bumbling law clerk in Mistaken Identity.

NEXIS is the go-to database for all Scottoline mysteries. I guess WestLaw wasn’t a thing.

Music: Barry White, Bruce Springsteen, and “Ave Maria.”

BookLust Twist: from Book Lust To Go in the chapter called “Philadelphia” (p 179).

Final Appeal

Scottoline, Lisa. Final Appeal. Harper Collins, 2004.

Reason read: Scottoline was born in the month of July and since I have been reading her other mysteries lately, I thought I would throw this one on the pile. Read in honor of Scottoline’s birth month.

Grace Rossi is a law clerk, assigned to a death penalty case and in way over her head. Even though she isn’t one hundred percent qualified, Judge Armen Gregorian believes in her and wants her to work with him on a high-profile death penalty appeal case…until the judge winds up dead. Grace must act like a cop, sniffing out the truth because the little clues are not adding up to a supposed suicide. Plus, there is her truth to face. It must be said that she was in love with the deceased and she had sex with him the night before he died. He said he loved her. She is convinced he was murdered.
Final Appeal has all the hallmarks of a thriller: Grace Rossi’s case is controversial and full of racial tension, sexual rejection, silencing the witness, and clandestine love affairs. Truth be told, I thought the death penalty case would have more to do with the mystery of the judge’s death until Scottoline throws in the possibility the judge was crooked.
I could have done without the subplot of of Grace’s memory of child abuse. I disliked that she was quick to accuse each of her parents. she even went so far as to question her child about inappropriate touching. It was completely unnecessary and didn’t add anything to the overall storyline.
My only complaint is that Scottoline has a writing tic that becomes more and more noticeable with every chapter. She uses the simile “like a…fill-in-the-blank” technique a lot. Examples: like a bouquet, like a skinny…, like a black-eyed Susan, like a thirsty…, like a traffic…You get the point. I could go on and on. There were so many similes I lost count.

Natalie Merchant connection: you know that if there is the slightest connection to Miss Merchant, I am going to make it. In the penultimate line of the 10,000 Maniacs song, Natalie sings “Who will read my final right and hear my last appeal?”

Book trivia: Final Appeal won an Edgar Award.

Playlist: C+C Music Factory’s “Everybody Dance Now”.

BookLust Twist: from Book Lust in the chapter called “Big Ten Country: the Literary Midwest – Pennsylvania” (p 31).

Civil Action

Harr, Jonathan. A Civil Action. New York: Vintage Books, 1995.

Confessional: this was my third attempt to read this. The first two times I got bogged down by the legalese of it all, but for some reason the third time was a charm. Because this was a Hollywood movie (one I didn’t see, of course) I was expecting a different ending. This is the tragic but true story about a group of Woburn, Massachusetts citizens and the lawsuit they filed against two major companies for dumping what they believed to be cancer-inducing chemicals into their drinking water. Instantly, I think of 10,000 Maniacs and their song, “Poison in the Well.” I don’t think it was written for or about Woburn but it’s eerily similar. Residents in the song and of Woburn know their water “tastes funny” and during certain times of the year they avoid consumption of it all together. Some go so far as to complain loudly, but time and time again they are told the levels of toxins are negligible and there is nothing to worry about. It’s only after Anne Anderson’s child develops leukemia, and Anderson starts to notice multiple cases of the rare disease in her hometown, that she decides to hire an attorney, Jan  Schlichmann. The rest that follows is a series of brutal court battles. There are times you think it’s an open and shut case and other times when it’s no so obvious. The depositions and testimonies leave you wanting to pull your hair out. Every single detail is covered in Harr’s story. My suggestion is, after you have finished reading the book, do some research about the trial. Read about what happens later and it will make you feel better.

Reason read: John Jay was born in December and became the first Chief Justice of the United States in 1789.

Book trivia: Most people will remember this as a 1998 movie starring John Travolta. As a book it was a best seller and won the 1995 National Book Critics Circle Award for Nonfiction.

Author fact: At the time of publication Jonathan Harr lived and worked in Northampton, Massachusetts.

BookLust Twist: from More Book Lust in the chapter called “Legal Eagles in Nonfiction” (p 135).

Suzy’s Case

Siegel, Andy. Suzy’s Case. New york: Scribner, 2012.

Suzy’s Case is a rolling stone. After the plot gets a little push the action gets faster and faster. Enter Tug Wyler, personal injury and medical malpractice lawyer who defends mostly small time crooks and big shot criminals. When asked to beg off a no-win case for a colleague Wyler finds himself reluctantly giving it a second look for unprofessional reasons. When Suzy, a young sickle cell patient, is left severely brain damaged after a freak stroke every professional told her mother there was no evidence of hospital malpractice. Every expert involved swore off the case except Suzy’s determined mother. If it weren’t for her good looks and ever better figure Wyler would have been walking away as well. As an excuse to get closer to Suzy’s beguiling mother Wyler declares there is a case and suddenly the game is on. Murder and mayhem ensue. Wyler’s life is even endangered three different times.
It took me a few chapters to warm up to Siegel’s main character, Tug Wyler. It was if Siegel was trying too hard to make Wyler a complete personality without letting the character development happen organically. It’s almost too much too soon. Wyler comes across as a hybrid of jerk and sensitive guy. He is wisecracking and womanizing and less than ethical in his tactics to win a case. He’s almost a cliche lawyer; the kind you love to hate. But, in the end you root for him because, after all that, he’s one of the good guys.

Reason read: Blood is thicker than water.

Author fact: Suzy’s Case is Andy Siegel’s first book.

Book trivia: Don’t be put off by the author’s photo on the dust jacket! Although, you’ll end up doing what I did – staring at the picture trying to determine how much Tug Wyler is in Andy Siegel and vice versa.