Changing Places

Lodge, David. Changing Places: a Tale of Two Campuses. Penguin Books, 1975.

Reason read: to “continue” the series started with Small World. I put continue in quotes because I should have read Changing Places before Small World.

Imagine an academic swapping of places. Instead of a poor man switching lives with a rich man in a strange social experiment or two students exchanging countries for a term, Changing Places is two Literature professors swapping teaching jobs at small liberal arts colleges. Morris Zapp and Philip Swallow could not be any more different. Zapp is very used to flying; considers himself a distinguished gentleman; has published widely; is savvy about getting ahead and has a killer instinct about the people around him. Meanwhile Swallow has a fear of flying; he is frumpy and without ambition to the point where he leads a life of professional barrenness. Morris Zapp finds himself traveling for the first time across the pond to Rummidge in England while his counterpart, Philip Swallow, heads to Euphoria in California. As usual, Lodge puts his characters in outlandish situations. For instance, Morris happened to be the only male on his flight. Every female on board was headed to England for an abortion. Once on the Euphoria campus, Philip finds himself hanging out with a group of students, smoking pot and giving massages.
As characters, Zapp and Swallow could not be any different. Lodge uses an epistolary technique to allow his characters to show their true colors while lying to their spouses back home. Mrs. Zapp was my favorite character. She was outspoken, truthful and funny: “You can’t rush nausea, you know” she says on page 80.
No doubt Changing Places shows its age. The lapel button was the hottest literary medium where you could wear your convictions on your chest. Students with late night radio programs could avoid the draft. As an aside, it is interesting to see Lodge’s perception of the United States. Bomb threats and loud protests are common.

Favorite quotes, “This plane, for instance, belonged to a company called Orbis; the phony Latin name inspired no confidence and he wouldn’t mind betting than an ultra-violet photograph would reveal a palimpsest of fourteen different airline insignia under its fresh paint flown by pilots long gone over the hill, alcoholics and schizoids, shaky-fingered victims of emergency landings, ice-storms and hijackings by crazy Arabs and homesick Cubans wielding sticks of dynamite and dime-store pistols” p 11), “Morris, already basking in the radiator’s warmth, lurched with clumsy haste to prevent her, and she shrank back, quivering as if he had put a hand up her skirt – which given its dimensions, wouldn’t have been difficult, it could easily happen accidentally just by shaking hands with her” (p 62).

Author fact: Lodge was born and died in the month of January.

Book trivia: I should have read Changing Places before Small World. Meh.

Music: Joan Baez, Aretha Franklin, Bartok, “These Foolish Things,” Tchaikovsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, Sibelius, The Jackson Five, “Who Knows Where the Time Goes” by Judy Collins, “Puff the Magic Dragon” by Peter, Paul & Mary, Bee Gees, “O Happy Day,” and the Beatles’ “Let’s Do It In the Road.”

BookLust Twist: from Book Lust in the chapter called “Academia: the Joke” (p 3). I wish Pearl has a chapter called “Academia: the Wicked” because every Lodge book would fit in that category!

Small World

Lodge, David. Small World. Warner Books, 1984.

Reason read: September is traditionally back to school month and since Small World is about academia, why not?

Meet the academics in Small World: Persse McGarrigle is seen as the epic hero. At a typical conference full of pompous blowhards in Rummidge, he has fallen in love with a fellow conference attendee, the mysterious Angelica Pabst. He chases her all literally over the world to the point where it becomes farcical. Professor Morris Zapp is always appalled that he isn’t presenting his paper to a larger audience. He thought for sure the title of lecture, “Textuality as Striptease” would surely bring listeners into the room. [As an aside, the entire book is continuously dominated by various sexual situations.] Then there is the mystery of Joy Simpson. Her old lover thinks she is dead yet she is alive and well somewhere on the planet. Dempsey talks to a computer as if it is his therapist and becomes obsessed with her replies (readers should keep in mind this is the early 1980s and predates Siri or Alexa). I could go on, but I’ll leave the rest of the characters for you to discover.
Critics have called Small World “delightful” but I wouldn’t go that far. Even though this is supposed to be a satire about academia I was annoyed by the characters. The more verbose and didactic the dialogue, the more I tuned out. I will say my favorite scene was when Persse travels to Tokyo and learns of karaoke. Even though he is hellbent to find the woman of his dreams he manages to find time for a little fun. I won’t say whether Persse ever got his girl. It’s more about the journey than reaching the destination! Do not fret, the ending is satisfying!

Line I liked, “Professor B agreed that a law of academic life was that it was impossible to be excessive in flattery of one’s peers” (p 173). So true!

Author fact: David Lodge was an honorary professor of Modern English Literature at the University of Birmingham and it shows.

Book trivia: the title of the book, Small World, surfaces when Persse tells Akira it is a small world on page 335.

Music: Bob Dylan’s “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Lay Lady Lay,” and “Blowin’ in the Wind,” Bee Gees, Simon and Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson,” Beatles’ “Hey Jude” and “Hard Days Night,” and Diana Ross’s “Baby Love.”

BookLust Twist: from Book Lust in the chapter called “Academia: The Joke” (p 3).

Author, Author

Lodge, David. Author, Author. Narrated by Christopher Kay. New York: Recorded Books, LLC, 2005

This was a long listen! 14 cds equaling almost 17 hours. If you want to do the math that meant 51 trips to and from work in order to finish it. While the print version is under 400 pages the audio seemed much longer. Because Lodge’s writing is rambling I found myself getting distracted and confused about what was happening when.  Author, Author is a biography that focuses mainly on Henry James’s relationships with Constance Fenimore Woolsen, the granddaughter of James Fenimore Cooper and with fellow author/friend George Du Maurier and the “horrible opening night” of his play “Guy Domville.” The best part of the story was Henry’s relationship with Constance Fenimore Woolsen (fondly known as Fenimore throughout the book). James struggles to have a relationship with her that is private yet meaningful.

Confessional – I swapped this out for another audio book as soon as the new one became available.

Reason read: Henry James was born in April and so to celebrate his birth I am listening to Author, Author.

Author fact: Lodge’s body of work is quite impressive. I have a few more of his titles on my challenge list.

Book trivia: The audio version of Author, Author is read by Christopher Kay.

BookLust Twist: From More Book Lust in the chapter called “Literary Lives: the Americans” (p 144).